Adult Activities and Entertainments to Explore in Westminster, London - Insights from a Resident
A raucous, no-holds-barred guide to the best bloody things to do in Westminster, London'sं prosecutorial heart. This in-your-face travel guide, penned by a local rogue, will have you ditching the tired tourist traps and delving into the gritty heartland of this iconic borough.
Westminster, the seat of power in the UK, is more than just a punchline of picturesque Big Ben and Westminster Abbey. It's the pulsating core of London, teeming with life and adventure, whether you're roaming with mates, galavanting solo, or newly minted lovers on a UK city break.
So buckle up, buttercup, as we take a rollercoaster tour through the top attractions, underground gems, and devilishly delicious eateries that this infamous borough has to offer.
Table of Contents
- Top Things to do in Westminster 1.1 Essential Westminster Sights 1.2 Off-the-Beaten-Path Adventures
- Unusual/Alternative Things to do in Westminster 2.1 Hidden Westminster Treasures
- Places to Eat in Westminster 3.1 Tasty Eats Galore
- Things to do at Night in Westminster 4.1 After-Dark Westminster Delights
- Festivals and Events 5.1 Westminster's Wildest Happenings
- Where to Stay in Westminster 6.1 Westminster's Best Digs
- Map of Things to do in Westminster
- Further Info
1. Top Things to do in Westminster
1.1 Essential Westminster Sights
There's no denying that the top attractions in Westminster are some of the hottest tickets in London (and the UK). But with a local's inside track, you'll have these experiences served up with a twist, stepping just off the well-worn tourist trail.
1.1.1 The Palace of Westminster
Known as the "Houses of Parliament," this is the political powerhouse of the UK. Its impressive architecture - complete with Big Ben - is a site to behold, but a fascinating tour within its walls is the cherry on top.
Top tip: While you're here, venture into Parliament Square and be gobsmacked by the dozen statues, keeping an eye out for Mahatma Gandhi.
1.1.2 Westminster Abbey
Westminster Abbey's grandeur is awe-inspiring, even for those who have seen it on the TV. But stepping inside will blow your mind, revealing the true majesty of this iconic landmark. It's the coronation venue for every British monarch, and the scene of 16 royal weddings!
Top tip: Just to the side of the main entrance, you'll find a tiny arch that leads to the secret courtyard of Dean's Yard. This offers a different perspective on the Abbey, taking you off the beaten path.
1.1.3 Buckingham Palace
The official residence of Her Majesty, Buckingham Palace is a must-see sight in Westminster. For a regal glimpse inside her staterooms, visit between July and October.
Of course, everyone comes to witness the Changing of the Guard, which is one of the best free things to do in London. Timings vary, but it typically takes place at 11am on weekdays and 10am at the weekend.
Top tip: If you're not fussed about the nitty-gritty of the ceremony, wait somewhere on the Mall around 15 minutes before to catch the soldiers in their finery strutting past you.
1.1.4 Whitehall and the Horse Guards Parade
For a less crowded alternative to Buckingham Palace's Changing of the Guard, head to Whitehall around 30 minutes beforehand, and you'll witness the Changing of the Queen's Life Guard. It's less well-known, so you'll get much closer to the action.
1.1.5 Number 10 Downing Street
Home to the UK Prime Minister, sneak a peek at this world-famous address from the end of the street.
1.1.6 Tate Britain
Art and culture enthusiasts should make a beeline for Tate Britain, where you'll find an abundance of unforgettable artworks. Entry is free!
1.2 Off-the-Beaten-Path Adventures
Being on the tourist trail, it might seem that the above sights are all there is to Westminster. But peel back the layers, and you'll find a treasure trove of lesser-known places worth exploring.
1.2.1 St James's Palace and St James's Park
Everybody heads to Buckingham Palace, but St James's is worth a look from the outside. The perfect spot for this is the beautiful St. James Park, where you can enjoy a picnic feeling like you're in the palace grounds.
1.2.2 Westminster Millennium Pier and Jet Boating
Get great snaps of river life from the Westminster Millennium Pier, or catch a river cruise. If you're after something more thrilling, there's jet boating along the Thames for a James Bond-worthy adrenaline rush.
1.2.3 Amble along the side streets
Westminster can feel like a warren. But just step off the main streets, and you'll find a network of charming side streets brimming with hidden gems. Grab a map, and try to discover Dean's Yard, Great College Street, Barton Street, Cowley Street, and St John's Smith Square.
1.2.4 The Churchill War Rooms
Despite being surprisingly under-the-radar, the Churchill War Rooms provide a captivating insight into WWII history. Here, you'll find out how Churchill and his cabinet managed the war efforts while taking shelter underground.
2. Unusual/Alternative Things to do in Westminster
With so many dominant attractions in Westminster, it might appear that there's not much else. But lurking in the shadows are a wealth of lesser-known places well worth venturing to.
Top tip: Check out my post on Unusual Things to do in London for more alternative Westminster adventures.
3. Places to Eat in Westminster
Westminster doesn't disappoint when it comes to food. Whether you're after top-notch grub, English cafes, or fine dining, you'll be spoiled for choice.
3.1 Tasty Eats Galore
- The Cinnamon Club: A unique restaurant with a library-inspired decor, serving outstanding Indian cuisine.
- St Emrin's Tea Lounge: Indulge in afternoon tea at this exquisite spot, where the artistry of the food is matched only by its taste.
- Sapori Cafe: Simple but exquisite Italian and English cafe food that will leave you asking for more.
- A Wong: For unforgettable Chinese dim sum, accompanied by a classy atmosphere that transports you to Shanghai.
4. Things to do at Night in Westminster
Westminster isn't just a tourist hot spot during the day. It comes to life after dark, with plenty of amazing things to do when the sun goes down.
4.1 After-Dark Westminster Delights
- Big Ben: Catch a different perspective of Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament, with the reflections dancing on the River Thames.
- Trafalgar Square: Visit this bustling square, where you can marvel at Nelson's Column and the impressive lion sculptures after dark.
- Harry Potter Tour: Join a free Harry Potter walking tour, exploring Westminster's film locations that inspired elements of the series.
- The Flight Club: Compete in a few rounds of darts and wash it down with some cold beverages.
- The Red Lion: This classic London pub, with a reputation for featuring politicians, is the perfect spot to unwind after a long day.
- West End Theatre: Catch a show in the nearby West End, where you'll find numerous theatres offering a wide variety of productions.
5. Festivals and Events
Westminster and its surroundings always have something going on, from comedy festivals to Christmas markets.
5.1 Westminster's Wildest Happenings
- The Thames Festival Trust: Organizes various events celebrating life along the River Thames, often focusing on the Westminster Bridge area.
- Southbank Centre's Festivals: A series of different festivals throughout the year, each with its unique vibe and focus.
6. Where to Stay in Westminster
Westminster has no shortage of hotels and accommodations to suit every budget and preference. Here are a few top-notch options.
6.1 Westminster's Best Digs
- ME London: An upmarket hotel offering a distinctive experience, placing you right in the heart of Westminster.
- Park Plaza Westminster Bridge: A reliable choice from Radisson Blu, located just a stone's throw from Big Ben.
- The Langham London: A luxurious hotel complete with its own stylish restaurant, located right at the top of Regent Street.
Westminster is bursting at the seams with things to do, experience, and devour. You'll need more than a few days to truly soak it all up.
7. Map of Things to do in Westminster
If you're finding it hard to navigate your way around Westminster, check out this handy map to help you out.
8. Further Info
- If you have more time in the UK, or want to extend your trip, check out my posts on:
- 33 of the Best Places to Visit in the South of England
- Things to do in Canterbury
- Planning the Perfect Weekend in Bath
- Get in touch if you'd like to contribute to this series of local guides to British cities.
- For travelers seeking an in-depth exploration of Westminster, this guide offers a unique perspective, steering clear of tourist traps and delving into lesser-known gems.
- The Palace of Westminster, known as the "Houses of Parliament," is a must-see, with a fascinating tour showcasing its impressive architecture and political history.
- Westminster Abbey's grandeur serves as a testament to its historical significance as the venue for coronations and royal weddings, with the secret courtyard of Dean's Yard offering a different perspective.
- Food enthusiasts will appreciate the diverse culinary offerings in Westminster, from gourmet Indian cuisine at The Cinnamon Club to the exquisite afternoon tea at St Emarin's Tea Lounge.
- After the sun sets, travelers can experience an entirely new side of Westminster, with nighttime activities such as watching Big Ben from the River Thames, visiting Trafalgar Square, and catching a show in the West End.
